Postgame: Rangers @ Sabres 3-12-13

HIS NAME IS JHONAS…

From Jhonas Enroth's Instagram. Because flawless Swedish men.

From Jhonas Enroth’s Instagram. Because flawless Swedish men.

WOOOOO JHONAS ENROTH WON A GAME FOR THE SABRES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER!

Thank God.

The Sabres got a win against the Rangers, 3-1 tonight at the First Niagara Center. With a solid performance by Enroth and the defense not pooping the bed, they were able to shut it down pretty well. The Rangers took a lot of penalties and thank God the Sabres are awful on the power play like Trent Edwards ability to make long passes to wide receivers. The Rangers only goal actually came shorthanded because the Sabres suck in these types of situations. If only you can decline a power play to save yourself from embarrassment. Even Jason Pominville said it didn’t deflate the team because they’re used to it. OH? THAT’S NOT A GOOD THING, POMMERS!

Christ.

THE THREE SHINING STARS OF THE EVENING!:

Jhonas Enroth – First win in a long fucking time. You needed this, buddy. Thanks for bringing your A game today.

Marcus Foligno – Two goals on the night and you were hitting things like no big deal out there. Honorable mentions to your linemates too because the Amerks line is amazing.

John Tortorella  – For your rampage after the game saying the Sabres deserve no credit and we pretty much stink. Thanks for telling it like it is.

The turds of the night:

Sabres Power Play in general – Holy hell, just forget it because everyone talks about how much it sucks and while we can’t do anything about it, WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

Whoever boarded Leopold – eat shit and die. Not really but fuck you.

Tyler Myers – there were a lot of times where he didn’t know where the puck was around him even though it was by his feet. He just looked goofy tonight. Come on, Tyler.

Sabres are staying at home on Saturday to take on the Ottawa Senators. Stay tuned, hopefully Chris Neil gets hit by the door on the way in.

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